Swear Word	Project Sidekick By Dr. ML Davis (2026)	The Big Lebowski Ethan & Joel Coen (1999)
Sh*t	184	unknown
F*ck	244	260!
B*tch	12	unknown
G*ddamn	54	unknown
Source	Ctrl+f	wikipedia

Unfortunately, no one has done a count of all swear words in the Big Lebowski. Also unfortunately, the Big Lebowski wins this one with 260 fucks over my measly 244 fucks!

That’s pretty impressive for a movie that’s 117 minutes. Project Sidekick would take the average reader about 15 hours. So… we can conclude that Joel and Ethan Coen win this one, hands-down. It really wasn’t much of a competition. But it was fun!

By the way, you should definitely check out this excellent video of every swear word in The Big Lebowski. It’s far-fucking-out, man. This is 4 minutes well spent! Every Swear in the Big Lebowski (4:01)

Also! Buy my book! It has 244 fucks! Click here!